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Hi there! If you are reading this then you have found my home page! Congratulations! I know it can be hard to find my pages, but I bet that you feel lucky now. Now that you are here, please take a look at my page of links to cool sites or sign my guest book

My wonderful poetry

is available if you are REALLY bored. Why not give it a spin?

The Best Poetry I NEVER Wrote

'There Once Was A Man From Nantucket' - Anonymous
'Cool In Fur' - Harry B. Foot
And My All Time Fave:
- 'A Toast To My Toaster' - Me!